Everything written here is the truth, and nothing but the truth. I have permission from Christine L. to post this up as well. I present to you, our multi-topic conversation. Please note that all we say is based on our opinions. Take no offense from our ill-intention-free words.
Warning: You will be lost if you have not read the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer. It is an awesome series of books. A must-have for bookworms.
Warning 2: Reading the whole conversation at a go may cause headaches. Beware.

Artemis Fowl And The Time Paradox, and Christine & My Love For It

*christine says:
i still can't believe Minerva wasn't mentioned AT ALL!
*christine says:
ohwells
Resha Ng says:
I KNOOOOW TT__TT
Resha Ng says:
I was so looking forward to seeing her again!
*christine says:
yeah!
*christine says:
i wanted to see her and the twins!!
*christine says:
AHHH THE TWINSSSSSSSS
*christine says:
SO KYOOT!
Resha Ng says:
But I was/am a (/an almost) complete ArtyHolly shipper =3
Resha Ng says:
THE TWINS ARE SO COMPLETELY ADORABLEEEE *cuddlehugdeathglomp*
*christine says:
"Artemis simple-toon"
*christine says:
THAT WAS TO DIEEE FORRRRRR!
*christine says:
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Resha Ng says:
I KNOOOOOW! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Resha Ng says:
I like the not-as-smart one more! Myles, was it?
Resha Ng says:
No, no, Myles, was mini-Arty!
Resha Ng says:
His name started with a B...
*christine says:
B?
*christine says:
hahahaa!
Resha Ng says:
xD
Resha Ng says:
Great minds think very VERY alike
*christine says:
BECKETT!
*christine says:
RIGHT!?
Resha Ng says:
YESH! ♥♥♥♥
*christine says:
i can't stand it -smothers twins-
Resha Ng says:
"Artemis simple-toon" was so cute because Arty was teaching them French ettique and they thought there was something wrong in his brain xD
Resha Ng says:
I knoooow~ *smothers them as well*
Resha Ng says:
Myles likes to do speriments!
*christine says:
ahahah!
*christine says:
yeah!!
*christine says:
aaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
*christine says:
i can't wait for the next book!!
*christine says:
(more twins!)
*christine says:
and arty
*christine says:
;D
Resha Ng says:
YEAAAAAAH
Resha Ng says:
Don't make me hit you because of my impatience, Chrissy! o_o
*christine says:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~~!!!
*christine says:
NOO
*christine says:
-runs-

There I went, about to go all violent again.

Artemis Fowl The Movie (which has yet happened) and its possible casts

1. Damian McGinty as Artemis
*christine says:
damian mcginty got ignored D': (as a possible Artemis)
*christine says:
they're concentrating on these two 10 year old boys
Resha Ng says:
NOOO! NO WAAAAAIIII!
*christine says:
YESHHHH DDDDDDDDDDDDD':
Resha Ng says:
GO, CHRISTINE, GO! DAMIAN IS IN GRIEF DANGER. You must save him from not appearing!
*christine says:
it got quite ignored
*christine says:
xDDD
*christine says:
i think this was the only reply:
Hm...I think he's okay. I mean, he's kinda old, but he COULD look it I guess...
*christine says:
then it was:
I still vote Asa Butterfield and Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick though XD
Resha Ng says:
Waaaah, where caaaaan!
Resha Ng says:
But but Damian looks the part, even though he is actually not that young. Arty, my beloved, is a GENIUS MASTERMIND PERSON. It is only natural that he would look a year or two older than he really is!
*christine says:
YES YES! THAT'S THE SPIRIT TSINGTSING!
*christine says:
if only we could appeal directly to Eoin Colfer!!
*christine says:
and damian is IRISH too!
*christine says:
i JUST looked it up
*christine says:
they say his email add is: --- (I blocked it from others' eyes :3)
*christine says:
dunno whether to trust or not.
*christine says:
cough
Resha Ng says:
hahahaha
Resha Ng says:
Then call him up o_o
*christine says:
I MUST FIND A GENERAL BOARD WHERE EOIN COLFER WILL SEE THE APPEAL OF DAMIAN MCGINTY SOB
Resha Ng says:
yeees!
Resha Ng says:
brb. i have business to take care of.
*christine says:
i went LOL when i saw that xD (Prolly cause we're talking about some serious business here!)

2. Halle Berry as Holly and later, Opal
Resha Ng says:
Oh. And OM-WHAAAT? HALLE BERRY? ...She stinks.
*christine says:
srsly? xD
*christine says:
but she LOOKS like Holly in my mind (:
*christine says:
cropped hair..
*christine says:
tanned..
*christine says:
the general structure of her face?
Resha Ng says:
NO WAY.
Resha Ng says:
In my mind, a Holly is a completely nimble-orientated figure. An average height/proportioned body, not ghastly tall with ghastly long legs. =X
*christine says:
oh, they would definitely have to do special effects on that right?
*christine says:
Holly is a centimetre below one metre
Resha Ng says:
hahaha yeaaaah
*christine says:
xD
Resha Ng says:
I've always thought of Holly as -anything but adult-aged-
*christine says:
really?? xD
Resha Ng says:
Look-wise, I mean
Resha Ng says:
To me, she'd look like an elder teen
*christine says:
then only the time paradox she's only SLIGHTLY older than him...in human terms...?
Resha Ng says:
uh, not really. i don't think so. i think what they meant was something like... their (fairies) lives and everything in them are extended several years. So like.. even their studying years are longer than ours. So say we stop studying at 24. They stop at... whenever. Then yeah, she'd be at that age. Wonder if you got that. It'd be a wonder.
*christine says:
but wouldn't that mean she's still older than Arty?
*christine says:
few years after she's stopped studying..
*christine says:
few years in recon
*christine says:
then only arty comes in
*christine says:
aged 12
*christine says:
so more than twice his age?
Resha Ng says:
yeah, i mean it would be more than just a little older, in years terms
Resha Ng says:
but maybe if you looked at it in a "how much percentage of your life you have lived" kinda way, then yeah, slightly older than arty xD
*christine says:
but her father died when she was 60 (something) years old right?
*christine says:
in the Artic Incident?
*christine says:
it said something like holly knew how arty felt losing a father
*christine says:
cos her own died 20 years ago
*christine says:
or something liddat
*christine says:
that would mean she's...
*christine says:
80!?
Resha Ng says:
lol, maybe
Resha Ng says:
but that IS pretty young for a fairy, right?
*christine says:
ahahhaa!
*christine says:
probably!
Resha Ng says:
so if fairies age like humans do (like when they're half way to deaht's door, they'd look what we call 50 years old), she'd look like an elder teen!
Resha Ng says:
cause she's young for a fairy!
*christine says:
halle berry is 40 something years old right? xD
Resha Ng says:
Hah, I agree with this person from the forum! Halle should play Opal!
Resha Ng says:
I have no clue 8]
*christine says:
ahahahaa!
*christine says:
opal!
Resha Ng says:
I support "though its strange i wouldn't immagine holly as a near anorexic figure always though of her as average with more muscle in the arms and legs"
*christine says:
holly must be STRONG xD;;;;

3. Orlando as Trouble
Resha Ng says:
And I laugh at this: "Trouble: ORLANDO BLOOM AS A HOT BLOND ELF AGAIN"
*christine says:
LOLLLLL
*christine says:
hot blond elf
*christine says:
xDDDDDDDDDDD
Resha Ng says:
I'm thinking it's not such a bad idea xD I don't think I've ever seen him not in a movie before
*christine says:
ahhaahhaa!
*christine says:
srsly, Bloom as Trouble!
*christine says:
AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAA
Resha Ng says:
hahahaha~ please explain =3
*christine says:
imagine Trouble looking slightly gay-ish cos he's so pretty xD;;;;

4. Vanessa as Juliet
*christine says:
"How about Vannessa ann Hudgens as Juliet?"
OMG NO. HECK NO.
*christine says:
JULIET IS COOL!
Resha Ng says:
TOTALLY!
Resha Ng says:
I OBJEEEECT!
*christine says:
SAAMEEE!!!!
*christine says:
LOL. Look at this!!:
"And if that Vanessa girl gets anywhere near this film - I'll hunt her down! MWUH HA HA HA!
Whos with me?!"
*christine says:
MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*christine says:
i'm with youu!!
Resha Ng says:
ME TOOOOO!

5. Vin Diesel as Butler
Resha Ng says:
I imagine Butler to be this big big intimidating sized guy with a shiny round bald head :] But I haven't found anyone like that yet
*christine says:
same!!
*christine says:
how about Vin Diesel?
*christine says:
or somehting like that?
Resha Ng says:
No. Not big enough. :]
*christine says:
hahaha
*christine says:
not big enough

6. Tom as Artemis
Resha Ng says:
Eeeew, Tom Felton as our little Arty!
*christine says:
I KNOWWW DDDD:
*christine says:
i'm so glad Felton's too old now xD
Resha Ng says:
TOTALLY =D

7. Generally, with a bit more Kiera
Resha Ng says:
I agree with some people on the point where we want to see new faces, and not all "Halle, Kiera, Diesel, Felton"
*christine says:
true true
*christine says:
and i can't imagine Kiera in the movie AT ALL
*christine says:
><
Resha Ng says:
ME NEITHER

-Off- Fonts -Topic- (Note that you can't see the actual font changes.)
*christine says:
you know.. i just realised all the 3 people i'm chatting to right now are using the same font colour.
*christine says:
xDDDDDDDDDDD
Resha Ng says:
LOL.
Resha Ng says:
I will change =3
Resha Ng says:
To your old one!
*christine says:
aahahaha!!
Resha Ng says:
=3
Resha Ng says:
I'll change font too. This font & colour doesn't suit each other.
*christine says:
rajin xD
Resha Ng says:
Here! I like this one!
*christine says:
ooh!
*christine says:
GEORGIE
*christine says:
GEORGIA*
*christine says:
xD
*christine says:
right?
Resha Ng says:
NOPE! =D
*christine says:
DARN!
*christine says:
xD
Resha Ng says:
Hey wait. It is.
Resha Ng says:
WOW, *YOU'RE GOOD! xD
*christine says:
........!
*christine says:
-insert self-praising emoticon here-
*christine says:
ahahahaa!
*christine says:
jkjk!

8. Juliet's Hair
Resha Ng says:
hmm, Juliet has black hair, am I right? Or wrong?
*christine says:
umm
*christine says:
ummmm!
*christine says:
i think blonde...
Resha Ng says:
Oooh
*christine says:
there was one part she was twisting a jade ring into her hair right?
*christine says:
i think something like a lock of blonde hair?
Resha Ng says:
I dunno, I think I imagine her with black hair
*christine says:
iunno
*christine says:
i just remember the green glitter mascara ;D
Resha Ng says:
HEY, THAT WAS THE SCENE I USED TO IMAGINE HER HAIR COLOUUUR
Resha Ng says:
hahaha
Resha Ng says:
I thought it was black so the jade stood out magnificently from her hair
*christine says:
HAHHAA!
*christine says:
i also don't remember!

9. Eoin Colfer & The Movie
Resha Ng says:
Let's hope they don't destroy Arty and his crew
*christine says:
-crosses fingers-
*christine says:
if they do i'd be depressed
*christine says:
but eoin is writing the script right? (: SO WE HAVE HOPE JUST YET! >w<
Resha Ng says:
YEEEES
*christine says:
"F9: Would you like to have a cameo role in the movie and who would you play?
Eoin Colfer : I think I would like to play a little goblin in the crowd scene, so I could just wave at my mother." <--- haaaaaaahahahaa!!
Resha Ng says:
ROFL
Resha Ng says:
THAT'D BE SO AWESOME/COOL/FUNNY.
*christine says:
i just can't waaaaaaaaittt!!!
*christine says:
arghhh
Resha Ng says:
"The thing about having an Artemis Fowl movie is the the casting MUST BE perfect or it wont work."
I love the person who said that
Resha Ng says:
It must be known by the whole woooorld!
*christine says:
I SUPPORT!!!
*christine says:
"Eoin Colfer: Artemis Fowl means the 'nasty hunter', The Butler is the butler, Holly Short is small with rosy cheeks and Mulch means 'he who digs and fertilises', which is what he does."
*christine says:
nasty hunter
*christine says:
aaaahahaha
Resha Ng says:
hahahha
Resha Ng says:
More like "mischievious sly hunter"
*christine says:
♥♥

10. Foaly (and a bit of Robin)
Resha Ng says:
LOL. ROBIN WILLIAMS FOR FOALY.
Resha Ng says:
I'D DIE.
*christine says:
..!!!!!
*christine says:
I'd DIE LAUGHING
*christine says:
xD
Resha Ng says:
I KNOOOOOW!
Resha Ng says:
I've always imagine Foaly to have hair on his head.
Resha Ng says:
*imagined. He does, right?
*christine says:
mmhmm
*christine says:
iunno
*christine says:
xD
*christine says:
he has the tinfoil hat!
*christine says:
muhahaa
Resha Ng says:
LOL
Resha Ng says:
what was it for again?
*christine says:
to deflect any mind-reading rays from probing into his brain to steal info
*christine says:
xD
*christine says:
or ideas
Resha Ng says:
I thought this guy looks pretty good as Foaly. With hair, of course! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f2/Timothy_Olyphant.jpg/150px-Timothy_Olyphant.jpg
*christine says:
ooh!
*christine says:
yeah yeah!
Resha Ng says:
"Timothy Olyphant would be cool as Foaly. He has a way of looking nerdy...but can look good when fine tuned (remember, Foaly has to be good looking in TLC...or better looking at any rate. He like, used conditioner or whatever, remember?"
Resha Ng says:
Funny. Foaly was trying a impress a female, right? xD
*christine says:
and he uses hooves moisturiser xDDD
*christine says:
yep
Resha Ng says:
YEAH, I just thought hoof conditioner too!!
*christine says:
haahahhaaa!

11. Artemis Loooove ♥
Resha Ng says:
'Bout Holly:
"She's described as being 80+. It was said in Book One that fairies can live for a millenia, meaning they age much slower. So at eighty years of age, Holly would be the equivalent of (Roughly) a twenty year old in looks. She'll probably stay that way for another 100 years or so."
Ah, someone who understands meee
*christine says:
or we could get MySpace and leave Damian a comment... "Hey! I think you should audition for the role of Artemis Fowl!!"
Resha Ng says:
Ahahaha, that'd be awesome!
*christine says:
twenty! still older than arty though... that's why it's so hard for me to think artyxholly xDDD;;;;;;;;;;;
*christine says:
ohwellsss
Resha Ng says:
Noooo, you got it wroooong
Resha Ng says:
She's eighty 'now/present', but it was soooo much easier to think ArtyxHolly in the Time Paradox!
*christine says:
oh yeah
*christine says:
that i agree
*christine says:
but stiiilll
*christine says:
awkward ness
*christine says:
xDD
*christine says:
hahaha
Resha Ng says:
Love has no age limits. Or whatever; bleh.
Resha Ng says:
The wonders of the imaginatioooon ♥♥♥
*christine says:
-insert laughing emoticon here-
Resha Ng says:
I've thought this before, "Minerva doesn't suit Arty cause he has to be the 'I am clearly the more smart and ruling half of this pairing' person. So with Minerva there, it's all balanced and the pairing is tipped.
*christine says:
well, for me, i just can't imagine arty being with anyone at all T________________T
*christine says:
it makes me sad
*christine says:
xDDD
Resha Ng says:
hahaha
Resha Ng says:
That he is stolen from yours truly, yes?
*christine says:
-bats eyelashes innocently-
*christine says:
teehee
Resha Ng says:
Think of it this way! (The secret workings of Rea's mind):
In books- Waaaah, ArtyxHolly shipping! ♥♥♥
In RL- Ah, he may belong to Holly in books but he's mine in RL <333333 style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> Resha Ng says:
So odd, neh?
*christine says:
ARTYYYYYYYY!!
*christine says:
i want arty too D':
Resha Ng says:
He is MINE, RAWR!
*christine says:
NOOO
*christine says:
MINE
*christine says:
GRAWR
*christine says:
xD
Resha Ng says:
RAWRRRRR~
Resha Ng says:
MINE.
*christine says:
miiine
Resha Ng says:
*grabs Arty and gnaws on him* =3 Mineeee~
*christine says:
-snatches from rea and stows him away- MINE. ♥
Resha Ng says:
-steals him back- Mineeee! -huggles him- ♥♥♥
Resha Ng says:
I can just imagine Arty's expression with all this gnawing and snatching and stowing and hugging.
*christine says:
-grapples arty away- miiiiiiiiiiiine
Resha Ng says:
-hooks him onto me- MIIINE.
*christine says:
-uses fishing rod and fishes him right back!- I CLAIM HIM
Resha Ng says:
I CLAIMED HIM FIRST. -deathgrips unto him-
*christine says:
NOOO. I think I found the book first! >DDDDD
Resha Ng says:
So what!? I've always imagined (with my suprerior brain) a mastermind like him and claimed him at first thought!
*christine says:
....
*christine says:
AAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*christine says:
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
*christine says:
you're so funny!
Resha Ng says:
Thank youuu ♥
Resha Ng says:
Uh... What exactly do you find funny? o_O
*christine says:
you claimed him at first thought
*christine says:
xDD
Resha Ng says:
But of course!

12. Continuation of Part 11
Resha Ng says:
I am a nimble girl =3 (Actually meaning I was quick enough to claim something at first though)
Resha Ng says:
When I grow up,
I wanna be famous,
I wanna be a star,
Wanna be playing tennis for the world to see~
*christine says:
ahaha!
*christine says:
i'll wait for that day tsing-tsing!!
*christine says:
xD
Resha Ng says:
Heh, me too! xD
*christine says:
you'll be on TV representing Malaysia!!!
*christine says:
ho ho ho
Resha Ng says:
I will, I will!
Resha Ng says:
=3
Resha Ng says:
I will be entering my first tourney in half a month!
*christine says:
OOH!
*christine says:
good luck good luck!
Resha Ng says:
Thank youuu!
Resha Ng says:
I had my racket restringed. It's sooo much easier to play with it now. =3 Coach said I have improved a lot! ^-^
Resha Ng says:
Oh oh and that reminds me
Resha Ng says:
Help me think of a lovely lovely name for my racket dearest
*christine says:
eeeee!
*christine says:
aaaaahhahaa
*christine says:
but that won't be as fun as naming it yourself~~~
*christine says:
staccato, cotton, pretzel,
*christine says:
bob
*christine says:
xD
*christine says:
pop
*christine says:
cornflakes
*christine says:
button
*christine says:
pudding
*christine says:
jellybean
Resha Ng says:
o_o pretzel. (imagines strings all tangled. Disaster brews)
*christine says:
xDDDDDDDDDDD;;;;
Resha Ng says:
You do know I'm deciding to name a RACKET, right? o_o
*christine says:
heeeee!
Resha Ng says:
So, so, nameee!
*christine says:
UMM
*christine says:
SNOWDROP
*christine says:
BROWNDROP!?
Resha Ng says:
HAH. I HAVE A PEEEERFECT NAME!
*christine says:
omg
*christine says:
sounds like poop!
*christine says:
OOH!
*christine says:
I WANNA HEAR
Resha Ng says:
You'd die at first sight.
Resha Ng says:
Guess!
*christine says:
UM
*christine says:
-insert stress emoticon here-
Resha Ng says:
Ahahahah, I've just thought of an even funnier name and what it could have meant!
*christine says:
....!
Resha Ng says:
lol. no stress :]
*christine says:
moo
*christine says:
mooh!
*christine says:
valentine?
*christine says:
xD;;
*christine says:
bottle
*christine says:
goop
*christine says:
>D
*christine says:
werin
*christine says:
Adidas
*christine says:
PRINCE
*christine says:
>DDD
*christine says:
Nelson??
*christine says:
iunno DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD':
Resha Ng says:
hahahahaha
Resha Ng says:
Prince xD Prince is a racket brand, so I can't use it, sadly
*christine says:
exactly why I said Prince
Resha Ng says:
And no way am I using King, cause that's oooold (and also my brothers' names)
*christine says:
xDDD
Resha Ng says:
LOL.
*christine says:
King!
*christine says:
AAAAAAAAAHAHHA
*christine says:
fine
*christine says:
Princess!
*christine says:
xDDDD
Resha Ng says:
But but it must be maaaaale
Resha Ng says:
Like a lovely Prince Charming supporting my dreams when times are hardest (turns into a scary poety person)
*christine says:
-insert shock emoticon here-
*christine says:
-backs away sloowwwwly-
*christine says:
xD
Resha Ng says:
hahaha
*christine says:
Eric >D
Resha Ng says:
Eeeew.
*christine says:
that's Prince Charming's name in Snow White!
*christine says:
i think
*christine says:
oh wait
Resha Ng says:
I don't know why, I hate that name. Sounds gay.
*christine says:
that was little mermaid
Resha Ng says:
ahahaha
*christine says:
aaaaahahahaa!!
Resha Ng says:
So ANYWAY.
*christine says:
gary?
*christine says:
gubonk?
Resha Ng says:
I thought Artemis ♥♥♥♥♥♥
*christine says:
pikachu?
*christine says:
AAAAAAAHH!
Resha Ng says:
Dislike gary aswell o_o
*christine says:
ARTEMiS NOOOO
Resha Ng says:
I knew this would happen.
*christine says:
artemis should be a bow :3
*christine says:
aaahahahhaaa
Resha Ng says:
So then I was thinking Butler!
*christine says:
LOL
*christine says:
DOMOVOI
*christine says:
aaaahahahaa!!
Resha Ng says:
And... I imagined accidently dropping racket dearesr and all my friends seeing me run up to it screaming "Butler! Oh, dear Butler, sorryyy~ Are you hurt?!" And then stroking it. xDDDD
Resha Ng says:
LOL, DOMOVO
*christine says:
LOL
*christine says:
THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS
*christine says:
xDD
*christine says:
butler!!
*christine says:
"you can't leave me!!!!"

And that was about the whole conversation. Then we left cause Christine had tuition the next morning while I had school. So.
Whole conversation start: 10:00:18 PM, 29th October '08
Artemis related conversation start: 10:17:22 PM, 29th October '08
Artemis related conversation end: 12:28:09 AM, 30th October '08
Whole conversation end: 1:01:22 AM, 30th October '08